Sunday, May 20, 2012

Rare's Quickie Movie Reviews

Today's movie: Battleship.

Well what the hell did you expect for a movie based on a board game like Battleship? It's like smart people are trying too hard to act stupid. You're better than this damn it. This makes the Asylum mockbuster's look better in comparison, and that's not a good sign.

Bonus: Battleship (the movie, the game) FPS/RTS?! Are you freakin kidding me. $60 for 4 HOURS?!! Aliens? You ripped off the Covenant for cripsakes! This is shit, like the movie. Screw this noise!

Oh don't believe me? Ask Angry Joe




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