Rare Quickie Reviews: the Dark Knight Rises

Today's Review: the Dark Knight Rises. Warning, there will be spoilers.

"I'm here finally!" Date said. "Great, didn't miss much."

1st hour: zzz *explosion* what? *Bane Appears* Hey, Baraka called he wants his head back.

2nd hour: zzz *explosions* Spoiler Alert *necksnap* "I miss Paul Dini's Bane."

Later...

Date: "Christian Bale, I'd hit that."
Me: "Val Kilmer was the best Batman."
Date: "Bale!"
Me: "George Clooney!"
Date: "Aw hell naw!"

3rd hour: Jeez, they really are pusing for Lord of The Rings time aren't they? What the -? What a tweest! Gainax ending what?

Overall: Few scenes were missing that violent touch. I kinda wanted it to slide on the R Rating Scale. Bane just isn't menacing enough. Plus he kept reminding me of Dr. Henry Killinger, all he needed was his Magic Murder Bag. Few plot holes, not intimidating enough as the 2nd one, but it was pretty good. See it matinee or early bird.

Word of Advice: Don't get into the movie too much! Unless your date is clinching at the edge of her seat, then that's a good sign.